brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

(via grade-a-memo)

crowleysdelicateass:

aubsticle:

sir-hathaway:

The guy on the bottom purposely pushes his butt into the guy’s crotch, and watch his face react.
"You’re really trying to give me a boner, aren’t you?"

the gay agenda has advanced

it’s better because it’s Canada and Russia

crowleysdelicateass:

aubsticle:

sir-hathaway:

The guy on the bottom purposely pushes his butt into the guy’s crotch, and watch his face react.

"You’re really trying to give me a boner, aren’t you?"

the gay agenda has advanced

it’s better because it’s Canada and Russia

(via grade-a-memo)

(Source: chickem, via thefuuuucomics)

(Source: iwillkillyoupt2, via fauks)

nentindo:

"you cant be sad because i have it worse than you"

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(via thefuuuucomics)

sagansense:

The #CreationDebate in a nutshell.

(via jaydynamite)

(Source: the-revanchist, via ineswq)

tupacabra:

*snapchats doctor* does this look infected 2 u

(via jaydynamite)

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via thebabyshitter)

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

yea im great with pets!
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(via adorability)