• me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
  • next day: *everything fucks up*

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galaxys4:

don’t call me daddy in bed call me mayor……..tell me how cute my town is

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versaceslut:

important makeup tips from willam

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1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

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tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

tigermisu:

There’s this guy that rants everyday about how everyone is sinners at our college and someone made a bingo game to go along with him today

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msniiina:

new car

msniiina:

new car

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irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

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